"The black mailbox," the man,
known as General McAllester, whispered in a mixture of awe and satisfaction,
"We're close now boys. I can smell
them Feds wetting their pants from here."
General
McAllester, who was neither a General nor a McAllester, addressed the comment
to the camouflaged men hugging the ground nearby. The group was standing or crouching as the case may be, on an
ill-used back road in the Utah desert.
"This here mailbox is the marker for
Area 51. I can remember coming here a
few years ago to watch the 'UFO' experiments them boys was doing with the alien
technology they got at Roswell."
"Uh, sir," a scrawny boy spoke
up. He was no older than 18, wore thick
glasses on his beak-ish nose, and looked somewhat ridiculous in the cammo and
fatigues.
"What is it Corporal Sparks!"
General McAllester barked at the boy.
The boy ignored the mean-tempered response.
"You're disregarding my theory
again."
"That's 'cause it's a stupid
theory," the General growled.
"Sir, it's just as likely that the
government maintains contact with an alien society, exchanging information for
technology. Area 51 is a
government-sanctioned spaceport."
"Listen, son, I used to work for the
government, I know how they work.
You're pretty slick with a computer, but you just don't have any
practical experience. I'm tellin' you,
the government uses this base as a tech laboratory to orchestrate its
conspiracy against the American people!"
"Gentlemen, please," a
soft-spoken hulk of a man, called Humphrey, pulled himself from the ground
where he had been busy looking like a small hill and stepped in on the
argument. "We all have our
opinions about the government conspiracy but now is hardly the time to
debate. In just a few short hours we'll
have the answers we need. It's certain
that, whatever the case, the truth is in there," he jerked a thumb
northward to their destination. There
was a pause, then the General spoke again in a resigned way.
"Alright,
men, lets review the plan," the General pulled a field-folder from his
partially zipped jacket.
"Now
as you all know, no aircraft are allowed to fly through this area. Nor does the gov'ment keep blueprints of the
compound available on any file we have been able to access. So all our information of Area 51 comes from
satellite photographs we managed to snap when we uploaded a subroutine to a spy
satellite, thanks to the help of Sparks here."
The boy
grinned at the compliment.
"It
appears from these photos that most of the compound is subterranean. So we've based our estimates of its design
from similar compounds the government has planted elsewhere, against the public
knowledge. We can definitely expect
sophisticated surveillance instruments for a half-mile or more out from the
main entrance here," he pointed at a spot on the grainy black and white
photo where the blurry outline of the tiny compound started.
"We
have our mobile missile launcher parked another half-mile from our current
position. When the zero-hour signal
comes, an EMP missile will be launched out over the compound, releasing an
Electro-magnetic pulse that should disable all unshielded electronic equipment. At that point we haul butt across the desert
and break into the compound in our pre-planned commando pattern. Now there are a lot of variables that are
impossible to predict. That's why you
men have been trained to think on your feet.
If tonight works out the way I hope, America will once again be a free
nation. Now take your positions, and
God be with us."
The men
disappeared into the stubby desert foliage and all talking ceased until,
minutes later, their headsets buzzed simultaneously, signaling zero hour.
In a
well-coordinated show of military training and skill, the men set off at
lightning pace across the desert, all guided by the glowing dial on their wrist
compasses. They stayed close to the
ground, dodging between stubby bushes and behind cacti. Three seconds later, when they had already
covered a dozen yards, the sky lit up with the explosion of the EMP
missile. Just before the blast, a
signal from base closed a protective eye-shield over each man's face, so they
would not be blinded by the blast. The
brilliant explosion did not distract or deter the men from their onward rush in
the least.
Seven
minutes later, the General gave the hand signal to his men, indicating he could
see the compound through his night-vision goggles which, along with the rest of
his equipment, had been stored in a lead-lined pouch on his back to shield
against the disabling blast.
The men
spread out in flanking fashion and moved up to the wire fence that surrounded
the compound. Wordlessly, a man whose
code name was "Shed," removed a pair of insulated wire-cutters from
his pack, and in two dozen clean snips had a hole open for the men to pass
through. Once through the gate, they
spread out again, searching for the inevitable security patrol. This actually lost them precious time, as
they searched for guards that seemingly didn't exist.
"I
don't get this," General McAllester risked speaking to Humphrey, the huge
Rider that brought up his rear, "They don't have anyone patrolling the
perimeter! No guard towers,
nothing!"
Humphrey
shrugged and whispered "They were probably counting on a completely
mechanized security system that was disabled with our missile."
The
General grunted, and signaled infiltration.
A dozen
grappling hooks on ropes shot up to the roof of the plain, boxy cement
building. In moments, the entire force
was on the roof and "Shed" was hastily, skillfully dismantling the
air-vent set into the concrete surface.
"We
have 300 seconds until backup systems come online starting...now!" Sparks
warned the group.
"Move
it, people," the General hissed, as the rope was being lowered through the
newly made hole in the roof.
The men
were surprised to find that there seemed to be no massive underground complex
at all. The entire compound was,
indeed, simply a collection of modest, claustrophobic bunkers that occupied
only one level. As they began searching
the small compound for signs of occupancy, Sparks noted that the predicted
'backup power' was not kicking in as planed.
Two
very surprised elderly men in dark suites sat around a foldout card table with
a newly lit candle in the center. The
cards they held in their hands dropped to the table surface as the group of
civilian commandos burst into the plain, blank room and surrounded them,
automatic weapons drawn and aimed. A
few moments passed in silence as one of the old men started to stand, heard the
safety click off weapons all around him, and sat down again quickly. The second man's mouth opened and closed
like a fish in the throws of asphyxiation.
The
awkward silence was broken by the flick of a match, as the General strode forth
melodramatically from the doorway, finally lighting the partially soggy cigar
he still held in his lips.
"Mind
if I smoke?" he asked the men, and then chuckled at his own humor.
"Who...
ARE you people?"
"We?"
the General said, with mock incredulity, "Why these men you see around you
are the greatest civilian task force ever to be assembled. We call ourselves the Free-Will Riders. I, the leader of this group, was discharged
from the military a decade ago for investigating a security issue that the
military thought might compromise them.
I took the fall for THEIR mistake.
Since then, I have scoured the country for men and women with expertise
in munitions, tactics, security technology, and demolition. Most if not all of the members have
background in the military. We have
bided our time, gathering information, stockpiling arms, and hacking government
files all for a single, noble purpose.
And do you gentlemen know what that purpose is?"
The two
men shook their heads slowly, wide eyed with shock.
"Well
you should," the General spat, "Your foul group of manipulators are
the soul reason we exist. We were
formed for the express purpose of exposing the conspiracy against the American
people!"
One of
the old men put his head in his hands and shook it back and forth; the other
leaned back, eyes to the ceiling, and muttered an obscenity.
"Light!"
the general called over his shoulder.
From somewhere in the room, two powerful field lanterns pierced the
darkness shining upon the very pale-looking men in suits. Satisfied by this effect, the General picked
up the candle burning on the card table, and slowly tipped it sideways,
spilling hot wax on the leg of one of the men.
The man winced but didn't make a sound.
The General righted the candle and smugly stalked to the other side of
the table, flipped the candle quickly upside down, and snubbed the burning wick
on the leg of the other man.
"OUCH!"
the man said, indignantly, "For crying out loud, what do you WANT from
us?"
"I
want to know EVERYTHING," the general said, pushing his face right into
that of the seated man, and puffing smoke at him, "I want to know about
the aliens, the experiments on the American people, Rosswell, and who killed
JFK... EVERYTHING!"
"Fine!"
the man shouted, his voice squeaking a bit, "A craft of alien origin
crashed in Rosswell, from which we recovered alien bodies. We did autopsies and took DNA samples, then
later cloned 'em. We've been taking the
re-built alien craft for joy rides ever since.
We regularly abduct Americans, do illegal chemical tests on them, erase
their memory, and plant trackers in them.
The CIA killed JFK and framed someone else. That what you wanted to hear?"
"We
want documentation," the General said, looking casually at his
fingernails.
"We...
I..." the old man faltered and looked helplessly at his counterpart. The man across the table looked up from his
hands and sighed.
"Tell
them the truth, Ted. It's the only
way."
The
first man, Ted, threw his hands up and said, "Why not."
"Yes,
Ted, tell us the truth," the General smiled. Now they were getting somewhere.
"There
is no conspiracy," Ted said, simply.
"Oh,
we've heard that line before," the General growled in disgust, "What
you told us before was more believable."
"No,
really. There is no conspiracy. It was all a hoax. A few well-planted clues, some 'unofficially' released footage,
some trumped up documentaries, and a whole lot of denial and everyone was
convinced that something was up."
"What?!"
the General cried, while all the men around him began whispering among
themselves in disbelief.
"Lies!"
the General cried, "We won't take any more of your lies!" he pulled a
pistol from a shoulder holster shoved it under Ted's left nostril.
"We
want the truth!"
Ted
raised his visibly shaking hands slowly.
"I'm
going to get up out of this chair, walk over to that shelf there and get a
folder with documents in it. It has
proof of what I'm saying. May I do this
with the reasonable expectation of not getting shot?"
"Take
it slowly," the General grumbled, losing some of his bluster in what
seemed to be slowly dawning shock.
The man
did as he promised, slowly returning to his seat with a large, overstuffed
black folder with a large white "Y" emblazoned on the front.
"Who
wants this?" he asked, holding it up.
The General grabbed it from him.
Sparks stepped forward from the line.
"Let
me, sir. I'm a speed-reader. I can verify the veracity of the folder with
my palm-top, anyway."
The
General shoved the folder at Sparks.
"I'd
have given you the computer documentation, but SOMEONE wiped out our electronic
systems," Ted muttered accusingly, "Now, while he's reading, I'll
give the rest of you some background.
That folder, 'File Y' we call it, was opened in the late 1940's. A group of University Scientists came to the
government with a proposition. They
asserted that the prosperity we were enjoying at the time, a prosperity brought
about by the firm belief the American public held in the power of science to
solve the world's problems, would dissolve within another decade if we didn't
do something soon. It was within the
interest of the American government to preserve this sense of prosperity, false
though it was. The logical course would
have been to start teaching Marxism, which disavowed religion, since religious
ideals were the antithesis of Humanism.
Unfortunately we had to seek other routes, since at the time Marxism was
synonymous with Communism, which was our great Nemesis. The scientist suggested that in order for
people to wholeheartedly embrace scientific Humanism and abandon decadent
religious ideals, we had to give the people that one thing religion could offer
them and science could not: something higher to believe in. We had to offer them something to look
forward to, and most importantly, we had to offer them a mystery that they
could glimpse, but could never fully realize.
"We
found the solution to this problem in an unexpected place: the pulp magazines
of the time. The concept of superheroes
was just in its primordial root at the time, but in many ways it was a
throwback to the mythical gods of the Greeks and Romans. One in particular, Superman, caught our
attention. Superman was an alien, a
creature from a society out in the mysterious depths of space that was more
advanced than ours. He was a god-like
man, a super-being that fought for truth, justice, and, above all, the American
way. People all but forgot that the
concept of a 'Super Man' came from a German philosopher whose rallying cry was
the same as our own: 'God is dead!'
"Furthermore,
the pulp magazines at the time were wrought with tales of alien creatures
visiting our planet. The Government and
the Scientist formed a complex, multi-stage program with one simple goal. We were going to convince the American
public that there were alien societies out there somewhere that was both our
enemy and our future. We could someday
achieve their level of understanding and technology, but at the same time, the
government was protecting the poor people from these bad aliens. The government and aliens would replace
demons and angels, and science would replace God.
"Our
first step in the process was to get some airforce pilot to swear up and down
that he had seen flying disks in the sky.
A few such reports, and the heroic American military opened 'Project:
Blue Book.' We planted reports of UFO's,
and marched around asking official-type questions and making various notes. Our project was more successful than we
could have hoped. Soon people began
seeing funny lights in the sky without us planting them there, and all kinds of
pranks began to pop up. Faced with more
work than we could handle with 'Project: Blue Book,' we were forced to close
the program down, and give vague, inconclusive answers to public questions,
like, 'No conclusive evidence has been found to support the existence of alien
craft.' We couldn't actually give the
public anything concrete, or else the mystery would be lost, and they would
have demanded evidence we didn't have to give.
"'Project:
Blue Book' only got the ball rolling.
After that we occasionally had to do something spectacular in order to
keep interest high, and our new religion of Science flourishing. Rosswell was one of these plants, as was the
'Alien Autopsy' tapes released thereafter.
The videos were carefully tailored to look just on the edge of fake, but
possibly real. And of course we kept
denying everything."
The
General seemed in a far off place as he listened to this explanation. His entire world was dissolving around
him. The men were equally zombified by
this outlandish tale.
"But,"
the General desperately searched for a bit of the ire he had had before. Some hint of the crazed idealism he had come
marching through this righteous crusade on.
"But,"
he repeated, "What about everything else?
Who assassinated JFK?"
Ted
turned to his silent counterpart, "Want to take this one, Al?"
Al
looked up, "Far as I know, it was Lee Harvey Oswald."
"But
that's impossible!" the General cried, "All the evidence..."
"...Was
planted," Al finished for him.
"You see, around that time we were at the height of our new
religion, and the death of the President seemed like a perfect opportunity to
throw another log on the fire. That
was... um... Ted, what was that guy's name?
The one who came up with the JFK plot?"
"Ruffus
Koggwell," Ted responded. Al
snapped his fingers in triumph.
"That's
right! Ruffus Koggwell. He came up with the idea of planting
evidence for some sort of subterfuge surrounding Kennedy's death. A genius, really. The people were in danger of becoming too comfortable with the
government. We needed to show them that
there was more than they could possibly comprehend going on behind the
scenes.
"Of
course, despite our best efforts, Humanism has slumped off. Oh sure, we still have believers, but since
post-modernist ideals took effect, Humanism is only one in a large group of
competing ideals, and we'll never again achieve the prosperity that we had in
the 1950's. Our project was downsized
and declared outmoded and antiquated.
Still, we try to keep the conspiracy theories alive. We hardly have to plant anything these
days. Everyone is coming up with their
own confessions of Alien encounters, which are, more and more, descending into
the general mix of paranormal pseudo-science.
Not exactly what we envisioned when we opened 'File: Y.' The only reason the government gives us any
funding anymore is because they like us to keep up the illusion that government
is a complex, mysterious organization which is in control, sees everyone, and
knows exactly what they are doing.
"The
honest truth is, we have no idea what we're doing half the time. I personally believe that the most
outrageous piece of fiction ever written was '1984.' You know what would have happened if Hitler and the Nazi regime
had succeeded in conquering the world?"
"What?"
asked the meek, shell-shocked General, his cigar falling from his limp mouth.
"It
would have been overthrown and descended into anarchy, just like Alexander,
Caesar, and every other would-be world conqueror. That, or it would have been controlled by a bunch of committees
and bureaucrats writing mission statements and alternative purposes for the
people to follow, none of them the slightest idea what reality was."
"And...
what is reality?" the General asked.
Ted and
Al both shrugged.
"We
have no idea," Al spoke, "We just know what ISN'T true."
"You're...
you're both lying!" the General said with no conviction.
"I'm
afraid they aren't," Sparks stepped forward, "All the evidence is
here. What they say checks out."
"NO!"
the General shouted at the top of his lungs, startling everyone in the room.
"No..."
the General growled again, "We were right. This is just another dead-end cover-up by the Feds. No, we're going to get at the truth, even if
it means we have to bust Washington wide open!"
He
swung around the room madly, a renewed fury in his eyes.
"Come
on men! There's nothing here. We've reached a dead-end, but that won't
stop us! We're the Free-Will Riders,
and we WILL uncover the conspiracy against the American people, do you
understand me you sorry sops?!"
The men
in the room all nodded unenthusiastically.
"Now
come on, lets move out men," he turned slowly to get one last glimpse of
the broken hope that was Area 51, and whispered, "And may God be with
us..." then the General spun around and stalked with fury from the room. His men followed reluctantly behind.
Ted turned
to Al.
"Five
card stud?" he asked.
